Lighten Up and Laugh
Dear readers,
When you are in the mood, the moments keep coming. In this chicken kampong where there are still many 25-year-old cars running on the road (COE? No way, Jose!) and where I have limited access to internet, the emails that I received really lighten me up!
Please enjoy the following which I just received from my dear buddies.
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These four older ladies who lived in Italy
Always sat outside together near the church
And chatted about when they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.
Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL.
They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.
As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.
The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today.................
No.........This is TRUE! Really!
Would We lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.
Seriously ...
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT
Make cheques payable to:
"PAP"
( You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!)
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And this is another!
feedmetothfish
posted by FeedMeToTheFish @ 5:19 PM
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AYE to the "Fountain of Youth"! ! ! !
Our population should never reach the Hong Kong type of populations level of 7 millions, Hong kong is way too overcrowded, their houses are tiny, dirty and unhygienic expecially,where the poorer populations live.
Our target of 18 million tourist arrivals in 2016, now already overcrowding our transport system and our MRT frequent breakdown, and put a heavy strain on our system and facilities? We should not keep overstretch until breaking point. By 2020 could be 22 millions of tourist arrivals. Don’t forget overcrowding is related to climate change?
Numerous death recorded in Hong KOng 2003 SAR:
Wiki: Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is a viral respiratory disease in humans which is caused by the SARS coronavirus (SARS-CoV).[1] Between November 2002 and July 2003, an outbreak of SARS in Hong Kong nearly became a pandemic[citation needed], with 8,273 cases and 775 deaths worldwide[2] (9.6% fatality)
Due to overcrowding, unhygienic living conditions.
Every effort should put in to improve our local populations, stop the importing of people strategy to grow our population, which had very negative side effects?
Hong KOng stock and properties market collapse billions were wipe out, many bankrupt in 2003 SAR.
We should not take chances, the most long term should be restricted to only 5.6 or 300k more, only specific persons that can reduce our income gap them we bring them in.
Can we reduce our populations from 5.3m to 5m?
With small populations, we can enjoy very high standard of living due to their larger space, not through they have lot of resources as in Nordic countries, many countries has lot of resources but failed to make use of it? Having lots of resources don’t the countries rich and have a high standard of living? Some has mismanage their resources?
Should we lower our ministers pay to 20 percent more then the Nordic ministers pays, so that they don’t need to think of kept importing people to justify their pay?
We got to consider our children, they got difficulties to complete with the cheaper imports in the future, if both parents and children jobs were taken away, Singapore will be in trouble more poor people to take care?
Hong Kong poor people need more then 100k of low cost costing, but they are unable to provide in near term?
Do you want our Singaporean jobs to be taken away and sleep in the beach or street?
The Nordic countries spent much money in developing locals, so that they can best constribute to the society and retired happily, without worrying of their children future.
They never use this method because of very high social cost?
Every effort should be put, to develop and grow our SME and train our locals to multi-tasking, improve work processes, develop better working methods, make new inventions & products, better services, automation, innovations, increase efficiency, lower costs, reduce wastage, reduce reliance on foreign companies which they usually look for the cheapest workers, and foreign workers
GE 2016.
Let's give PAP a "foreign" invasion in parliament.
Let's vote in 60 Opposition MPs.
Then the PAPigs will understand how we feel.
Datuk Fish,
You are such a joker! Kekekeke! Lol! Langgar!
Overcrowding lead to climate changes:http://www.teenink.com/nonfiction/academic/article/413707/Climate..
Overcrowding lead to climate changes:
http://www.gardacaralazara.com/cara/climate-change-due-notably-overcrowding.html
PAP: "You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!"
=> we don't lie to you because we just don't tell you the truth. If you don't know the truth then you can't say that it is a lie. Even if it is lie, we make sure you forget and move on, so forgotten lie is as good as no lie. No wonder PAP born to win whether tail or head.
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Singapore transformed from a third world to a first world country, from a swarmpy area the casinos and foreign talents(whore centre)?
Marco Polo came to China to studies all its inventions (at time China is one of the most modern country in the world) and bring it back to the West, and the western economic fast growing and modernised through new innovations and new inventions, while the west was progressing continued to develop new weapons and inventions.
China still stick to to its past success and top down approach?
Lead to the some of its some of its most humiliating defeats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_of_humiliation)and gave many major concessions to the west?
Will Singapore stick to its old ideas of relying cheap foreign labours, leads to its future humiliations of not developing its own local population, SME ,innovatons, products, inventions and services, relied on foreign investments?
Nordic countries parliamentary cooperate with each other developing its own people, which led to high standard of living, low wages gaps, high birthrate, successful multi national companies, important inventions and innovations, nobel prize winners, olympic champions etc, Singapore think of fixing the oppositions?
Instead of developing its SME and local populations?
While some countries has huge resources, but wasted and mismanaged its resources, Israel with a small populations, with no resources, rely on its on populations to developing new technologies, don’t gave excuses, is one of the more advanced and productive nations in the world, in Asia only other 2 countries is really consider advanced and develop its own technologies including South Korea and Japan too with little resources?
Using the wrong statistic approach, can be detrimental to Singapore birth rates, aggravating the old age problems. Lost of jobs to cheaper foreigners, their children too difficult to complete with foreigners, add in more poverty to more of its populations. As statistics can be pick and choose to justify certain agenda?
Reduce the livings standard and availablities of space and more people come the standard of living drops further, cost of living rising, reduce availabilities of facitlies for education, health, transport, recreational space etc, climate changes, deteriorating environment, increase noise level , increase stress and psychological & social problems, many Hong kong live in cages due to limited resourse, politician can promised lots of things, if they made mistakes they can retired early, but the general populations will suffer, but the problems is can it be delivered that is the important questions, don't give excuses?
The reasons to import new citizens is to sustain politicians pay?
I like the analogy.
Singapore is likened to 4 old and ageing women seeking to return to their youth. End up conned by PAP like an internet scam artist.
Who can point out a PAP lie is already bankrupted.
Fish, enjoy the space and tranquility of a kampong stay. Its a reprieve from our over crowded home here. Cantonese called it "Mo Gan Tai" or "no eye to see"
Sorry, your eyesight is not too good. That price tag of$1499.95 is not for the whole bottle - it is per 0.1cc. The total per bottle works out to be $6.9 million.
LTK idea of having a co-driver to slap and wake up a sleeping driver could be enhance further?
2 more oppositions can be seated behind, one is to make coffee for the driver, in case slaps a few time can't awake him up, another to make some energy drink for him to boost his strength?
As we diversify our talent the oppositions might produce leader like the Rajarathnam, Goh Keng Swee, Toh Chin Chye or Ong Teng Cheong who to serve through their heart, not through financial incentives?
Like the Scandinavian countries the have a multi-parties systems, could be more cost effective and diversifying the talent proof. More opposition prepare the social program system and debate in the parliament? Singapore can't take chance once the flood gate open it is difficult to close back and ask people to leave?
With the multi-parties system it is an insurance in case our single party system run out of ideas keep opening the flood gates, let any Tom, Dick and Harry come in and increase poverty rate in future?
Singapore may collapse under its weight? One time if a tsunami or a massive flood come, due to overcrowding and climate changes, Singapore might be wash away due to all the infrastruture, increase the density of the ground don't allow water to seep in and destructions of the greenery that hold the water, let it slowly seep into the ground?
Singapore have $200 billions of reserve and claim to have an annual returns of 17 percents means $34 billion dollars of returns per year, so this money can be use to help couple give birth, free educations until graduate, help the old retired, and develop the patent system?
If Singaporean do not have enough patents, can ask patents holders around the world come to Singapore to submit their patents to develop further here in Singapore?
Joke:
Glassroot Leader asked MP: Where is our Swiss standard of living?
MP replied: I already got it?
PE elections another forecast or projections failures, after many oppositions parties express interest in contesting, LHL faster called the election? Based on paper the ruling parties very high chances of winning, with 15 percents leads, but things don't away turn out as the projections?
Very few dare to predict oppositions can win by 10 percents or a staggering 3000 votes a different of total 25 percents from winning 15 percents to a 10 percents lost is a huge blow.
After many top men went down to supports and numerous incentives? Likely middle class population, more and more people using the hand held device to watch their news to get a balance view?
So faster bring out the White Paper, hope to add in more supportors?
Business can look for a cheaper and cheaper place to invest, but Singaporean can't look for a cheaper and cheaper job in Singapore, Singapore is the sixth most expensive place to live and the cost is rising?
A big thank you to you, Uncle. After a rather trying day, your post made me smile when I saw the first picture, chuckle at the second,and burst out laughing at the last.
The PAP koolaid, lol......
Singaporeans can migrate to super low cost living in many parts of the world.
Do You have the same gut as the FTs that come to Sg?
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